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fake-hero:

e-lric:

“what is this.. pain in my chest?”

said the shoujo manga character after knowing someone for 2 days

“what is this.. pain in my butt?”

said the yaoi manga character after two chapters

fagblogger:

damn orange is the new black is crazy af

itssexualhour:

my bf knows how to sail and stuff so we were going to fuck on a boat so when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty intensely and i kissed his neck and earlobe and whispered “aye aye captain” and he said “i can’t hear you” so i said it again and then he fucking went “oooooooooooooh” and started singing the fucking spongebob theme song i wanted to kill him

adreianpayne:

*hits you up even though I know damn well you text back once every 6 hours*

saccharinescorpion:

this style of coloring seems appropriate for Crystal Kingdom buns

saccharinescorpion:

this style of coloring seems appropriate for Crystal Kingdom buns

(Source: princessdabber)

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Friendly reminder my boyfriend is cute

Friendly reminder my boyfriend is cute

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polysteverogers:

being the trans nonbinary non-monogamous bisexual cousin is a lot different from being the gay cousin

Anonymous sent: frustrated noises to indicate that you're ridiculously attractive and i would totally smooch on you and cuddle you a lot

THOSE are hella rad things yo

crownyourpoisonedqueen said: you’re forever the hot sibling

*Makes loud noises that indicate that you are cute too*

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